I have read a few authors perspective on the GCLS Con. I thought each of them were great in their
own way! I am going to offer my views
from a reader’s perspective. Thank you
for taking time to read my little piece of the pie, so to speak. If I leave someone out, do not take it
personally. It would take a whole book
to describe everyone and everything.
My decision to go to the con was made over Facebook by
conversing with someone who wanted to car pool.
We chatted a few times and the decision was made and I registered. I had read all of the blogs and posts from
last year and thought I would give it a go.
It took the prodding of many of Facebook friends to make this
happen. See the Con adventure story
below.
The Adventures of Burnie and Dutch”, Beth Burnett and Mary “Dutch”
Deutcher:
The adventure began when Beth arrived at my house very early
in the morning on Weds. We threw her
stuff in the Jeep. My daughter
entertained her with a billion stories before we left all in the span of 30
minutes and we were on the road. I had
never met Beth in person before this.
The minute we got on the highway she zonked out. I can’t imagine why. She had only driven 12 hours to get to my
house. Good thing I had the radio to
keep me company. Well, to show all what my road trip with Beth started out
like, here are the pictures:
Away We Go
See The Drool!!!!!
We kept Pam and Cheryl up to date all the way while we were
on the road with texts and pictures.
When we arrived in Oklahoma, we stopped at the toll gate and the
conversation went like this:
Toll Guy: Four Dollars.
How are you?
Me:
Great, how’s it going? Can you
get the wind to die down a bit?
Toll Guy: You’re in Oklahoma….Deal
with it!!!
Wow, he didn’t even crack a smile. Oh well, on to Texas.
We arrived at the hotel already famous or infamous!! We decided to enter the hotel looking like
dorks. It was cowgirl hats, sunglasses,
shorts and sandals! Yep, we embraced the
tacky tourist dorkiness. First person we
run into, Isabella then Linda Kay Silva!
What really cracked me up is all the people who knew me and I didn’t know
them….yet! We checked in and let the Con
begin!
The first night was meeting people all around. I met Bev Prescott, Chris Paynter, The Lovely
Miss Phyllis, Nikki Smalls and the list goes on. It was crazy fun. I had met most of these people on Facebook, but
to finally meet them in person was really cool.
The next “meeting” crew was Jeanne Magill, Donna Wells and Salem
West. That was when the lovely picture
taking began and never stopped. Within
the first 10 minutes of being in the lobby, I was up in someone bed!!! It’s not what you think….or is it?
Guess who's bed I am in?
While at registration and meet and greet, my lovely daughter
called. She is 20 and should be able to
handle things while I am away.
Apparently not. I called her back. The conversation is as follow:
Me:
Katrina, I am in a room full of hot lesbians. What the heck do you want and why are you
bothering me?
Katrina: Mom, don’t do that to me! I am at work and you are on speaker phone!
Needless to say, she never called the rest of the
conference. Back to the meet and
great. I guess I am totally like my
Facebook persona because I met everyone I know and they said so. This could be good or bad. I am hoping it is good.
The lobby and the bar were “hang-out central.” I met some awesome people and people I have
connections friends outside the GCLS with.
There was also a group of MPs. It was there I gave Donna Wells my camera,
gave her a quick lesson, and let her go crazy. It was photo bomb central and usually I am
kind of shy, but I decided to let my hair down! If you believe that, I have a
nice bridge to sell ya! She was an awesome
photographer and a lot of fun Every time we took her picture she was
laughing! She grabbed my camera on
Karaoke night and at the Awards/Dance.
Thanks Donna for taking all those awesome pictures!
Army Military Police (MP)
The classes, panels, coffee chats and readings are what
filled our days. I enjoyed all of them
and took something valuable from each. I
appreciate what all these women do. Each
author/writer has their own way and own personality. I found myself at ease talking to each and every
one. There was always something to do
an if you weren’t interested you could head out into the “dry” 100+ degrees of
Dallas. I chose the Con activities.
The author autograph session was cool. They were willing to sign books that I had
purchased over the years. That was the
best part. The author with the largest
stack for me was Gerri Hill. She was
very kind and signed them all the while carrying on a conversation with
me. That was too cool. I even got to sign an autograph for
someone. Me, I am not famous!
Look....I am famous
I was honored (I guess that’s the word) when I was invited
to dinner with Isabella and the group from Sapphire. It was lots of laughs and it was great to get
to know everyone. When we got back to
the hotel, one of my friends asked how I scored dinner with Sapphire. I said, “I got it like that!” Not to mention, my traveling buddy is one of
their authors too!
Karaoke was a total trip.
Usually I just watch everyone sing.
Not this time. I was determined
to “perform”. I did a stunning duet with
Liz McMullen which I relived hours later in the hotel room prompting a noise
complaint from the front desk. Dance,
OMG, I danced. The best dance, on the
dance floor, was with Sherri Campbell.
She had some medical issues and was unsure if she would be able to dance
at the Con. Well, when I first walked
into karaoke, she was the first dance for me.
After that things got wild. There
was a lap dance which was recorded and some incredible shaking of things on the
dance floor. The Con Virgin Ducks also
had quite the evening! They were well photographed
in various poses. It was an incredible
evening. I closed the bar with some
incredible ladies and didn’t even have a drink!
Schileen and Isabella
The one and only....Dutch
Before the awards banquet on Saturday, I got to eat dinner
with four amazing women. The service in
the restaurant was amazing Andre was the coolest server. After dinner it was a rush to get
dressed. I chose my Army Service Uniform
or my dress uniform. I don’t know how to
dress up in anything else, so that is what I chose. I walked into the reception and the room
pretty much went quiet and then the oooohs and ahhhhs started. It was just another day in uniform to me as
it has been for almost 25 years. The
camera flashes started and I felt like a celebrity. Thanks ladies.
Dinner
Liz McMullen and Me
Beth Burnett and Me...in a serious moment
The awards banquet was awesome. I sat with Isabella, her wife Schileen, Beth,
Andi Marquette, Linda Kay Silva, RG Emanuelle and a couple others. At the beginning of the ceremony, the MC,
Pennie, mentioned my name and service and gave a shout out to me and other
women veterans. That prompted a standing
ovation. Holy crap! When has that ever
happened for lesbian veterans! It was a
moment like none other. I stood proud
and waived. It was not my intention to
have that done when I chose my attire and I thank Pennie and all the women in
attendance for their support to the military and our veterans. Ok, enough about that, on to the awards
part. When Linda Kay Silva won her award,
our table went wild!!!! Alan, most know
who Alan is, went wild too! Her acceptance
speech was awesome. I even got my
picture with her! We also went wild when
Gerri Hill and Chris Paynter won. Chris’
speech was so heartfelt that there was not a dry eye in the place. Congrats to all the winners!!!! As they wrapped things up, it was time to
dance.
With Linda Kay Silva
I don’t think I have ever danced so much while in uniform. I danced with everyone and had a blast doing
so. I was totally honored when Bev
Prescott asked me to dance. That was too
cool. She is a great dancer by the way,
don’t let her fool you. I sat out the
last couple dances to visit with Chris and her wife The Lovely Miss
Phyllis. They are the most adorable
couple. You can see the love in their
eyes. Two amazing people that I am so
happy to have finally met. I was having
such a good time I didn’t want the evening to end, but I did need to sleep
eventually. Once again, I relived the dancing experience with my roomie. No noise complaints this time.
Chris Paynter, Me and The Lovely Miss Phyllis
There were no real goodbyes the next morning. Just a lot of laughs and reliving some of the
fun. Most of what we said was, “See you
in Portland, if not before.” The ladies
I met at the GCLS Con were amazing. The
amazing thing is that not all of them were there and I will get to meet many
more at other events and at the next Con.
The best part is….I am no longer a virgin!!!!
One last note. I
spoke with my mother in the morning before we left and she had these words for
all the ladies of the GCLS:
“To all the wonderful members of the Golden Crown Literary
Society; I hope you all enjoyed your conference. You are all beautiful, talented ladies. Keep writing, the world needs your voice.” Dutch’s Mom, aka The Kick in the Pants
As a final note: All my pictures appear on my Facebook. Take time to take a look.
Until Portland……..Dutch
Ps: Bren Miller….are
you packed yet?